If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos.

Richard Kadrey
Some Similar Quotes
  1. Want to keep Christ in Christmas? Feed the hungry, clothe the naked, forgive the guilty, welcome the unwanted, care for the ill, love your enemies, and do unto others as you would have done unto you. - Steve Maraboli

  2. The reality of loving God is loving him like he's a Superhero who actually saved you from stuff rather than a Santa Claus who merely gave you some stuff. - Criss Jami

  3. Spending time with God is the key to our strength and success in all areas of life. Be sure that you never try to work God into your schedule, but always work your schedule around Him. - Joyce Meyer

  4. Good works is giving to the poor and the helpless, but divine works is showing them their worth to the One who matters. - Criss Jami

  5. Anything under God's control is never out of control. - Charles R. Swindoll

More Quotes By Richard Kadrey
  1. Did I hurt your feelings again? Sorry. When this is all over I'll send some flowers to your inner child.

  2. Fuck you, angel. Fuck you and all God's little prison bitches. He slips you some cigarettes and a con job smile and you run off to do his dirty work for him. Go and scare some sinners. No one's listening to you here.

  3. If you ever need to confirm that a girl is worth coming back from Hell for, show her your monster arm and see what she says.

  4. The clerk is looking at me. His expression hasn't changed. What I want to do is punch a hole in the front of the desk, reach through, grab his balls, and make him sing The Mickey Mouse Club song. But these days, I'm working on...

  5. They can talk shit about each other behind the others' backs, but when it comes down to it, money is the one true race and everyone down here is the color of greenbacks and as tall as mountains.

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